"The IPA Song" lyrics

We don't want no IPA
No, we don't want no IPA
Only three or four and I'm down on the floor
No, we don't want no IPA

It's been one of those days
Where nothing is going right
I gotta turn this thing around
Before the end of the night
Well bartender I need
Something to cure my pain
Well I'll take anything you got
Besides and IPA

We don't want no IPA
No, we don't want no IPA
Don't wanna be sober but don't want a hangover
We don't want no IPA

You look at me like I'm crazy
But that stuff id bitter and gross
I just wanna enjoy myself
I don't wanna be comatose
Well after a day of working hard
I'll belly up at the bar
You can keep your hoppy IPA's
I'll be sipping on my PBR

We don't want no IPA
No, we don't want no IPA
All I'm gonna say is you can take 'em all away
No, we don't want no IPA

Tecate
Coors
Stella or Modelo
Montucky, Rainer, Yengling or Bud
'Cause I'm trying to keep it mellow
Oh you can keep your bitter brew
That costs you twice as much
Well life's too short to drink bad beer
And we all know that shit sucks

Oh, we don't want no IPA
No, we don't want no IPA
When I drink a half dozen I'll be winking at my cousin
Oh, we don't want no IPA

We don't want no IPA
No, we don't want no IPA
Seven PBR's and I can still play guitar
I can close down the bar
I can still get it hard
We don't want no IPA