"Welcome To The Club" lyrics

"Welcome To The Club"

Well I was up late at night
Lookin' for a place to go
So I walked around
Peepin' through the doors of peep shows
Then a man saw me
He chased me down the street a half a block
Then some people scream
"Hey, yeah! Come join the club!
We're what you want, let's rock"

"Cause we've got something
That you can't do without
We know one thing
We're gonna do our best to turn you on"

Welcome to the club
Welcome to the club

Well the music was blastin'
The lights were flashin' through the night
I got to find me a table
And then I have to get myself right (What can I get for you? Yes, a pina colada please)
Lookin' for a woman
Who by chance might notice me
And then maybe when it's over
We can talk about where we'd like to be

Cause you've got something
That I can't do without
And I'll tell you one thing
I'm gonna do my best to turn you on

Welcome to the club
Welcome to the club (One time)
Welcome to the club
W-Welcome to the club (One time, heh heh)

Welcome to the club, welcome to the club
Welcome to the club, welcome to the club
Welcome to the club, welcome to the club
Welcome to the club, welcome to, to the club

Welcome
To the club
Welcome
To the club
Welcome
To the club
Welcome
To the club

Welcome to the club (One time, hah)
Welcome to the club
Welcome, welcome, yeah

Welcome
To the club
Welcome
To the club
Welcome (Hey)
To the club (The club)
Welcome
To the club

Welcome to the club (One time, heh heh)
Get down, uh g-get, uh get, uh get

Welcome to the club
Welcome
Welcome to the club
Welcome to the club


Writer(s): Louis Johnson, Valerie Johnson
album: "Winners" (1981)
The Brothers Johnson - Winners album cover
Welcome To The Club
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