"The Finger" lyrics

Word gets around and 'round here quick
I heard it in the Quik Stop line
Well, Billy told me she was tyin' the knot
While he was ringin' up my Busch Lite
I bought this case to last a couple days
But I might drink 'em all tonight
'Cause my brand-new ex moved on to the next
Guess I just got left behind

Yeah, he got her hand to hold on the long ride
I got a cloud of dust and the taillights
He's got his best days comin', mine ain't comin' back
Yeah, he got the gold mine, I got the shaft
He got a "yes" with a big ol' "I do"
I got them hand grenades and horseshoes
He got the honey and I got the stinger
She got the ring
And I got the finger
Hey

I bet her uncle walks her down the aisle
I bet her brother does some bridesmaids flirtin'
But if they send me a save the date
I ain't gonna be the only one hurtin'

Yeah, he got her hand to hold on the long ride
I got a cloud of dust and the taillights
He's got his best days comin', mine ain't comin' back
Yeah, he got the gold mine, I got the shaft
He got a "yes" with a big ol' "I do"
I got them hand grenades and horseshoes
He got the honey and I got the stinger
She got the ring
And I got the finger
Yeah
Yeah, I got the finger

Yeah, he got her hand to hold on the long ride
I got a cloud of dust and the taillights
His best days comin', mine ain't comin' back
Yeah, he got the gold mine, I got the shaft
He got a "yes" with a big ol' "I do"
I got them hand grenades and horseshoes
He got the honey and I got the stinger
She got a diamond on the one next to the one I got
When I got the finger
Hey

Yeah, she got the ring and I got the finger