"Welfare Worker" lyrics

He said why would you work hard
When you can just lay on your ass
Cause the boss man can't fire me
Yeah the liberals got my back
Complain and we moan when we don't get our way
Allergic to work boots and 10 hour days

Cause I'm a welfare worker
Yeah I'm damn near bulletproof
Ain't got a spark of ambition
Just rolling blunts up on the roof
It's everyone's fault and it's never my own
I'll live off the system until I'm long gone
Yeah I'm a welfare worker
Yeah I'm a welfare worker
But I don't work at all

He said October we all protest
Right outside with all our crew
We play the victim card on main street
For the 6 o'clock news
We don't wanna earn it
So just steal it all
Bring good people down while we piss on the law

Yeah I'm a welfare worker
Yeah I'm damn near bulletproof
Ain't got a spark of ambition
Just rolling blunts up on the roof
It's everyone's fault and it's never my own
I'll live off the system until I'm long gone
Yeah I'm a welfare worker
But I don't work at all

I've got 2 working arms and 2 working legs
But there's too much dumbass inside of my head

Yeah I'm a welfare worker
Yeah I'm damn near bulletproof
Ain't got a spark of ambition
Just rolling blunts up on the roof
It's everyone's fault and it's never my own
I'll live off the system until I'm long gone
Yeah I'm a welfare worker
Yeah I'm a welfare worker
But I don't work at all