"America's Great National Pastime" lyrics

One of America's great national pastimes is drinking a Coke
Taking a smoke, telling a joke
One of America's great national pastimes is playing ball
Taking it all and thinking so small

Ah, but the great taste of Coke has refreshed players
The hot and the tired, the weary and the sore
The great taste of Coke has refreshed players
The hot and the tired, the weary and the sore

One of America's great national pastimes is chocolate fudge
Carrying a grudge, bribing a judge

One of America's great national pastimes is poisoning rain
Acting insane, inflicting pain

Ah, but the great taste of Coke has refreshed players
The hot and the tired, the weary and the sore
The great taste of Coke has refreshed players
The hot and the tired, the weary and the

One of America's great national pastimes is the worship of speed
Planting the seeds, taking more than she needs
One of America's great national pastimes is cutting the grass
Grabbing some ass, living too fast

Ah, but the great taste of Coke has refreshed players
The hot and the tired, the weary and the sore
The great taste of Coke has refreshed players
The hot and the tired, the weary and the sore