"The Plot" lyrics

I know it all gets a little bit hard sometimes
I know two wrongs don't make a right
But it's how life goes, it's a rollercoaster ride
It will all be fine
Do you know why?
(One, two, three, hey)

Baby, you don't have to worry
It's all for the story
I say do it for the plot
Because one day this will all be funny
No more pity parties
I say no regrets, just fuck it, do it for the plot

Are you stuck in a rut or you can't get it up
Or are you cookin' in the kitchen and now everything is fucked?
So you chuck it everywhere and say that you've had enough
Would you just like, I don't know, chill out?
Are you stuck in the middle of a sticky situation
You're hatin' everyone or is it just menstruation?
Your time of the month isn't the time of the year
So chill the fuck out because everyone's here

Each mistake is just the next chapter
On the road's a happy-ever-after
Don't be stressed, 'cause it won't even matter
In the mornin', in the mornin'
Life's a movie and you're the main character
Don't expect everyone to be a fan of you
We're sisters and brothers
And we are haters and lovers and that is all

Baby, you don't have to worry
It's all for the story
I say do it for the plot
Because one day this will all be funny
No more pity parties
I say no regrets, just fuck it, do it for the plot

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
No regrets, just fuck it, do it for the plot