"Cool Water" lyrics

Don't cry, do I see a tear in your eye?
Don't ask the band to play, they had enough today
And if they've had enough, so have I

No more, just point me towards the door
Don't want no whiskey, it wont make me frisky
The only thing I need instead is

Cool water, cool water, cool water
That's all cool water

Don't moan, help me across to a phone
I've had a skinkful, I'm so drunk its painful
Just show me the way to go home

My head would look better off on a bed
Don't want your brandy it just make me randy
The only thing I need instead, is

Cool water, cool water, cool water
That's all cool water

Call me a taxi, I'm going home
But I just cant get out of my chair
The beers got the best of me
So pour the rest of me
Out to the cool morning air

Cool water, cool water, cool water
That's all cool water