"You Can Have Him" lyrics

He likes blondes, brunettes, and redheads
Named Rachel, Sarah and Mary-Margaret
And I ain't sayin' he's easy, but he sure ain't picky
And he's had about four tequilas, so I bet he thinks you're pretty

If he's lookin' at you that way with a look on his face
That says "I could whisk you away," go get at him
If you can take him, you can have him
If you make him wanna flirt in your denim mini skirt
And he's workin' up the nerve
If it's lookin' like he loves you, you should ask him
If you can take him, you can have him

If his kiss tastes like Merlot
It's 'cause my lips were on his about an hour ago
And if he asks, "Your place or mine?"
You should say yours 'cause his is still mine

If he's lookin' at you that way with a look on his face
That says "I can whisk you away," go get at him
If you can take him, you can have him
If you make him wanna flirt in your denim mini skirt
And he's workin' up the nerve
If it's lookin' like he loves you, you should ask him
If you can take him, you can have him

Three's a crowd, to tell the truth
I don't want him if he wants you

If he's lookin' at you that way with the look on his face
That says "I can whisk you away," go get at him
If you can take him, you can have him (Can have him)
If you make him wanna flirt in your denim mini skirt
And he's workin' up the nerve
If it's lookin' like he loves you, you should ask him
If you can take him, you can have him (Can have him)

(You can have him)
If you can take him, you can have him
You can have him