"Valery (please don't be mad at me)" lyrics

Stains on my T-shirt, plastic in my brain
I don't care the season, bring on a big fat rain
Waders at the ankles, grab a chainsaw, sharp the blade
We both look different, but my love remains the same, Valery

I'm not melodramatic, thou shalt not be brash
But I really do believe it, this day might be my last
Hold a finger to the wind, break wind, life's a gas
Well, if I'm going out, I'm going out with a laugh, Valery

Please don't be mad at me, Valery
Don't be mad
Please don't be mad at me, Valery

Antonio's pizza, gas station beer
I was so depressed, I just needed you near
All those nights out on dead ends, all those nights under street lamps
If this is really Heaven, it's a little disappointing

Please don't be mad at me, Valery
Valery
Please don't be mad at me, Valery

Melodica, melodica, maybe I'll rip some melodica
Do a jig at the Aldi, leave my bags at the altar
Andromeda, Andromeda, you are lookin' globular
Tickle my lips with a feather, buff that gold plate necklace up

Fee-fi-fo-fum, fluff that mohair sweater
Photoshop fall weather, known for layering leather
Wait outside, wait outside, hang a branch from a telephone wire
Hang on me, I'm a clothesline, cut that leash, the mayor is wild

Alien decisions from a swamp-like past
Now I'm just a subway rat running from the lab
I reject this perfect structure, I burn down this home
I don't want to be composed, I want to decompose
Decompose
Decompose, decompose
I want to decompose
Gotta catch 'em all, the scalps, parade 'em on my lawn
God, I have a fury, a fury, it's ballooning
With a Clark Gable cleft chin, I'm coming a-crooning, Valery

Please don't be mad at me, Valery
Valery
Please don't be mad at me, Valery