"Billy Bob Thornton (Worktape)" lyrics

I want a man like Billy Bob Thornton
Tough as nails but his head's a wreck
He'll prove to me that I'm important
Wear my blood around his neck
That's how 'ow 'ow 'ow I like 'em
Just don't quite know how to find 'em
Mmmhmm

I want a man like Robert Redford
Got that Sundance Kid kinda charm
He don't gotta treat me like Audrey Hepburn
I just wanna be on his arm
That's how 'ow 'ow 'ow I like 'em
Just don't quite know how to find 'em

Hell, I know I'm a contradiction
I'm always fallin' for a work of fiction
Prolly get divorced, hey, that's just fine
I'd be a pretty good ex-wife

I want a man like Waylon Jennings
I want a man like Jesse James
I want a man who can handle his liquor
I want a man who'll shoot me straight
That's how 'ow 'ow 'ow I like 'em
Just don't quite know how to find 'em

Yeah, I want a man like Scott Fitzgerald
Gatsby has me in every page
I'll be his muse, it'll make me feral
Just like Zelda I'll go insane
That's how 'ow 'ow 'ow I like 'em
Just don't quite know how to find 'em

Hell, I know I'm a contradiction
I'm always fallin' for a work of fiction
Prolly get divorced, hey, that's just fine
I'd be a pretty good ex-wife
Don't ya think?
Uh-huh

I want a man like Billy Bob Thornton
I want a man like Billy Bob Thornton
I want a man like Billy Bob Thornton
Yeah, I want a man like Billy Bob Thornton