"Sex, Drugs, & Country Music" lyrics

I kiss and told, till the word got out
That I could tie a cherry stem with my mouth
All guitar boys started coming around
And I had to know what they were singing about

I met the birds and bees
The highwaymen and weed
And once I tried all three
I found my trinity

Two pills, and a bed to lay in
A good song to keep the blues at bay and
A little green, satin sheet, and Waylon
Heals the soul of a heart that's breaking
Go on play that six-string cupid
Get me high, 'cause love is stupid
The only things that get me through it
Are sex, drugs, and country music

Met Mary Jane and Adderall
Through a friend-of-a-friend in a bathroom stall
One hit, strange trip, wrecking ball
It really got the ball rolling
Now I'm on roll
Rolling every day
First stop when I get paid
Keeps the bad juju away
At least that's what I say

Two pills, and a bed to lay in
A good song to keep the blues at bay and
A little green, satin sheets and Waylon
Heals the soul of a heart that's breaking
Go on play that six-string cupid
Get me high, 'cause love is stupid
Only things that get me through it
Are sex, drugs, and country music

When I first heard pedal steel
I knew that God was real
And when you sing to me
It brings me to my knees
All I really need
All I really need is

Two pills, and a bed to lay in
A good song to keep the blues at bay and
A little green, satin sheets and Waylon
Heals the soul of a heart that's breaking
Go on play that six-string cupid
Get me high, 'cause love is stupid
The only things that get me through it
Are sex, drugs, and country music
And country music