"Luckiest Guy I Know" lyrics

Spent my whole damn life never caught a break
Stuck in this one horse town off the interstate
I've hauled hay, hauled junk and I've hauled ass
If it's broke I can fix it with a little cash
From thongs and bongs to one night stands
You know redneck shit never goes as planned
I've been locked up and I've been kick out
I'm still first class white trash ain't no doubt

That I've been losing as long as I remember
But if I had a few bucks to change my luck

I'd order jack and coke with a little ice
Get that big butted waitress to treat me nice
Buy a jacked up truck pulling a boat
Snake skin boots and a Carhartt coat
I'd buy a sweet little trailer on a piece of land
And put a diamond ring on a cowgirl's hand
I'd be the redneck king rolling down dirt roads
If luck is for losers I'm the luckiest guy I know

When I finally get the nerve to leave this town
At the city limit sign my truck broke down
There was white smoke rolling out from the hood
If I ever had luck it wasn't that good
I had to call my mom to come get me
She was out on a date and I made three
So I rode bitch in a single cab
We've gone past worse and straight thru bad

I've been losing as long as I remember
But if I had a few bucks to change my luck

I'd order jack and coke with a little ice
Get that big butted waitress to treat me nice
Buy a jacked up truck pulling a boat
Snake skin boots and a Carhartt coat
I'd buy a sweet little trailer on a piece of land
And put a diamond ring on a cowgirl's hand
I'd be the redneck king rolling down dirt roads
If luck is for losers I'm the luckiest guy I know
The luckiest guy I know