"Jane, The Insane Dog Lady" lyrics

Well, I sure got an all-American treat for you
And won't you welcome them to our show?
The Elliot sisters, let's give 'em a big hand
Greet Sue, Bob, Sally Ann, Susie, Susie
Come on in, girls, Ellie, Cassandra, big Jocelyn White

If you're ever in west Kentucky
Introduce yourself to Jane, she drives the dogs insane
When Jane starts prowlin', all the hounds start howlin'
It's a sound for sore ears whenever Jane appears

All the fellers treat her respectful
She's the sheriff's wife and he can have your life
But when night draws near, binoculars appear
And all of 'em are trained on Jane's windowpane

Jane, she goes out in the rain
She goes sunnin' and the hounds come runnin'
Jane, Jane, Jane, she drives the dogs insane

Jane, she goes out in the rain
Jane, Jane, Jane, she drives the dogs insane

Let's give 'em a warm welcome, the Elliot sisters
Here they are
Folks, we're runnin' a little late, folks
Eartha, Hubert, Fandango, Bob, Mom