"New Earth" lyrics

Today is the day after the last day on Earth
It's such a glad day!
After a very bad day
After today, who can say?
Today is the birth of a new Earth

The birds all returned
To their original form
Dinosaurs lumber down Market St
The junky is reborn
It was a bad day
Tweeting was muted all season
Now it's a glad day
For the very same reason
It was a bad day
Mr. Musk was in a bad way
Stewing in his bullion like a phony chef
So he left The Bay
Now orchids mock him
Spread so wide
With a lurid flavor
His foul name could not hide

Today is the day after the last day on Earth
It's such a glad day!
After a very bad day
After today, who can say?
Today is the birth of a new Earth

Rain! Rain down a heavenly lube
Drown your phone, kill your television
You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube
Sleep in fields Elysian
Sleep! Sleep, for time has ended
Thank God time has ended
Catholic saints have too done their part
The universe beats as one heart
It was a bad day
Music was forked like a soul infernal
Today we play
And ring the tones eternal

Today is the day after the last day on Earth
It's such a glad day!
After a very, very, very bad day
After today, who can say?
Today is the birth of a new Earth

Today is the day after the last day on Earth
It's such a glad day!
After a very, very, very bad day
After today, who can say?
Today is the birth of a new Earth

Today is the day after the last day on Earth
It's such a glad day!
After a very, very, very bad day
After today, who can say?
Today is the birth of a new Earth