"Leave Your Man At Home" lyrics

I wanna go out dancin'
I wanna let my hair down
I wanna talk some shit and not be judged for it
But something's weighin' me down

One of my friends is askin'
"Can I bring my boyfriend?" (What?)
Just those five little words
Now I'm sick, it's the worst
I feel like I wanna drown

I don't wanna be a bitch
Don't wanna be dramatic, but
I don't need to see him
I don't need to hear him
Leave your man at home
If the man is borin', I'm gonna be snorin'
He should learn a joke
I'm sure he's so nice, it's just an off night
I bet he's so fun when you're alone
But leave your man at home

All that hard man workin' (all that hard man workin')
He deserves a night off (he deserves a night off)
He should chill on the couch, he doesn't need to be out
Someone's gotta watch the dog

I wanna get so drunk
I might even throw up
And when I do
I don't need to see him
I don't need to hear him
Leave your man at home
If the man is borin', I'm gonna be snorin'
He should learn a joke
I'm sure he's so nice, it's just an off night
I bet he's so fun when you're alone
But leave your man at home

What do you do when your friends are callin'?
(Leave the man, leave the man)
Not being mean, it's just you we're wantin'
(Leave the man, leave the man)
It's gonna be okay
He's gonna be alright
I promise he'll be in the same place when you get home
Tonight

So I don't need to see him
I don't need to hear him
Leave your man at home
If the man is borin', I'm gonna be snorin'
He should learn a joke
I'm sure he's so nice, it's just an off night
I bet he's so fun when you're alone
But leave your man
(Leave the man, leave the man)
Leave your man at home