"I'M NOT AN EGG (with steak)" lyrics

I am not the CEO of obesity
My tummy messin' with your radio frequency?
My rectum ain't a victim of toxicity
The quantities I consume, unspeakably
Huge!

I am not soft-boiled
I don't get spoiled
Don't put me in a pan with extra "virgin" oil
Foil me, I'll scramble your leg
Cooking on this beat, and I beg
I'm not an egg!

You ain't got no speed or strength, you're just a gamer
(I'm not an egg!)
Get away from me, your face needs a disclaimer
(I'm not an egg!)
Entertaining children with no attention span
(I'm not an egg!)
Got unlimited chins and rolls
Like the Michelin man, man, man

Can't escape my shadow, it's 40 pounds
Vegetables or cake, it's a battleground
Throwing food in my mouth, it's a touchdown
Naming off my chins like some proper nouns

Family, sick of me
Lowkey
Gotta pee, gotta poo
Maybe hit the drive thru
Mcdonald's
Ronald on speed dial
But the ice cream machine's been down for awhile

So am I
(Wait what?)
So am I
(Wait, what?)
I can't take it anymore, I can't lie
(Wait, what?)
It's eggsistential, feelin' like the fall guy
At this point, I'll take all your french fries

(Sir this is a drive thru, you're holding up the line...)
(Oh sorry.)
I'm not an egg!

You ain't got no speed or strength, you're just a gamer
(I'm not an egg!)
Get away from me, your face needs a disclaimer
(I'm not an egg!)
Entertaining children with no attention span
(I'm not an egg!)
Got unlimited chins and rolls
Like the Michelin man
(I'm not an egg!)
(I'm not an egg!)
(I'm not an egg!)