"Marketable Plush" lyrics

Every Squirtle is eventually a Blastoise
Every Sony game is gonna get an unasked-for remaster
See the planet's turning fast
Every mascot is gotta pass its intended path
Nothing's ever gonna last
But I'm not afraid
To end up on a shelf
I'll get to see you through
My every fabric self
Perceiving every hug
Oh God it's such a rush
I'm gonna turn myself
Into a marketable plush
Squeeze me and hug me and give me a kiss
Let's play with your dog yeah I'm taking that risk
But there's a line that you don't wanna cross
Put me in a jar and I'm calling the cops
Only three weeks till I'm off the product list
You don't wanna miss I just really wanna exist
So order me please
Set me free of my conviction of a fictional life
In the description you can find
The link and press it
Take me home tonight
I can relieve your stress
If you just hold me tight
I can be your best friend
I can be your crush
Your very own professor
As a marketable plush

Squeeze me and hug me and give me a kiss
Share me with your sibling I'm taking that risk
Don't try to undress me I'm one with my suit
I'm gonna protest and possibly sue

Switch

Squeeze me and hug me and give me a
Share me with your sibling I'm taking that risk
Don't try to undress me I'm one with my suit
I'm gonna protest and possibly sue

Oh yeah, we're getting out of the classroom with this one!