"Ready Player Two" lyrics
(feat. Chi-Chi & Alex Walker Smith)
He's too damn slow, yeah, even for a fox
He's scared of Koopa shells and question blocks
Anyone can fly a plane
Anyone can vacuum ghosts
But it's not easy being loved the most
No wonder Switch brand color isn't green (Mamma mia, I'd kill myself!)
And SEGA's blue like all the coolest things (Ha-ha, like me!)
Who else would make a barrel swing?
Who else would date the Koopa Queen?
The burden falls on heroes of the screen
Fuck it
Ready player two!
Ready ready player player two!
Ready player two!
Ready ready player player two!
It's time to raise my voice
It's time to make some noise
'Cause I'm a second choice
I'm just a second choice
So-called protagonist
You mold my agonies
I get up off my knees
I'm pressing start now
When his baby in trouble
I'm running
I'm playing his humble taller double
When it's 'bout my Boo, he's ghosting
And watching me stumble
You be hatin' my struggle
'Cuz I'ma snatch the air bubble
I'm just tryna live
Tryna set me free from your lil brotha
The movie sold me short
Was in it less than Toad
I'm betting my spaghetti
You're getting stomped on
We're never at the front
A spinoff afterthought
This time we're catching up
To tear your fuckin' needles off!
I'm tired of being a bother
A player two equals zero
It's always Mario Brothers
And Sonic Heroes
Rise up against glory hedgehogs
And mushroom-swallowing gluttons
New game plus awaits,
Now we smash buttons!
We're not your clockwork toys
Wound up with just your voice
Always a second choice
We're not a second choice
So called protagonists
You mold our agonies
We get up off our knees
Just wait a second
It's time to raise my voice
It's time to make some noise
We're not a second choice
We're not a second choice
So-called protagonists
You mold our agonies
We're getting off our knees
We're smashing start now
Ready player two!
Ready ready player two!
Ready player two!
Ready ready player player two!
Ready player two!
Ready ready player two!
Ready player two!
Ready ready player player
He's scared of Koopa shells and question blocks
Anyone can fly a plane
Anyone can vacuum ghosts
But it's not easy being loved the most
No wonder Switch brand color isn't green (Mamma mia, I'd kill myself!)
And SEGA's blue like all the coolest things (Ha-ha, like me!)
Who else would make a barrel swing?
Who else would date the Koopa Queen?
The burden falls on heroes of the screen
Fuck it
Ready player two!
Ready ready player player two!
Ready player two!
Ready ready player player two!
It's time to raise my voice
It's time to make some noise
'Cause I'm a second choice
I'm just a second choice
So-called protagonist
You mold my agonies
I get up off my knees
I'm pressing start now
When his baby in trouble
I'm running
I'm playing his humble taller double
When it's 'bout my Boo, he's ghosting
And watching me stumble
You be hatin' my struggle
'Cuz I'ma snatch the air bubble
I'm just tryna live
Tryna set me free from your lil brotha
The movie sold me short
Was in it less than Toad
I'm betting my spaghetti
You're getting stomped on
We're never at the front
A spinoff afterthought
This time we're catching up
To tear your fuckin' needles off!
I'm tired of being a bother
A player two equals zero
It's always Mario Brothers
And Sonic Heroes
Rise up against glory hedgehogs
And mushroom-swallowing gluttons
New game plus awaits,
Now we smash buttons!
We're not your clockwork toys
Wound up with just your voice
Always a second choice
We're not a second choice
So called protagonists
You mold our agonies
We get up off our knees
Just wait a second
It's time to raise my voice
It's time to make some noise
We're not a second choice
We're not a second choice
So-called protagonists
You mold our agonies
We're getting off our knees
We're smashing start now
Ready player two!
Ready ready player two!
Ready player two!
Ready ready player player two!
Ready player two!
Ready ready player two!
Ready player two!
Ready ready player player
