"Country Commandments" lyrics
You can't tell me nothing about these roads that I roll
So if you're going to come around there's some things that you should know
Respect those who deserve it, give to those who earn it
If the law gets hot burn it and never return to see it
Eternity is long and hell is hot so make God your mascot
Creeks flow south and Ducks fly north for the Summer
Drink Tea when under your front porch
No bitch'n in the kitchen, take a friend when your fishing
When Momma talks listen, never piss in the wind
Trust Remington over Politicians
Make amends rather than getting revenge
If you drink don't binge, if it hurts just grin
And go at it again
You can tell a lot by a mans handshake
Plant your own crops, grow at your own pace
Never drink beer hot, whiskey don't need chased
And everything was better in the good ole days
Nothing comes free, death comes in threes
Never kill more than you need to feed your family
If it's illegal it's cause they can't tax it
If beagles won't run it then trap it
Happiness is found by passing traditions down
When on these hollowed grounds you follow the holler sounds
The rooster crows at dawn and the whippoorwills wake up when you start to yawn
You can't tell me nothing about these roads that I roll
So if you're going to come around there's some things that you should know
Last but not least get a four wheel drive, add some bigger tires and louder pipes
Every now and then the creek will rise, so be sure to bring a trailer with a side by side
That well out back ain't just for wishes, snitches round here get more than stitches
We put hyms on britches and rims on everythang
Some plants are booby trapped, that's our Mary Jane
Now if you listened and took this to heart
You'll fit right in or at least it's a start
Alright I gotta get going the dog just barked
And we don't use ADT, so that's my house alarm
You can't tell me nothing about these roads that I roll
So if you're going to come around there's some things that you should know
So if you're going to come around there's some things that you should know
Respect those who deserve it, give to those who earn it
If the law gets hot burn it and never return to see it
Eternity is long and hell is hot so make God your mascot
Creeks flow south and Ducks fly north for the Summer
Drink Tea when under your front porch
No bitch'n in the kitchen, take a friend when your fishing
When Momma talks listen, never piss in the wind
Trust Remington over Politicians
Make amends rather than getting revenge
If you drink don't binge, if it hurts just grin
And go at it again
You can tell a lot by a mans handshake
Plant your own crops, grow at your own pace
Never drink beer hot, whiskey don't need chased
And everything was better in the good ole days
Nothing comes free, death comes in threes
Never kill more than you need to feed your family
If it's illegal it's cause they can't tax it
If beagles won't run it then trap it
Happiness is found by passing traditions down
When on these hollowed grounds you follow the holler sounds
The rooster crows at dawn and the whippoorwills wake up when you start to yawn
You can't tell me nothing about these roads that I roll
So if you're going to come around there's some things that you should know
Last but not least get a four wheel drive, add some bigger tires and louder pipes
Every now and then the creek will rise, so be sure to bring a trailer with a side by side
That well out back ain't just for wishes, snitches round here get more than stitches
We put hyms on britches and rims on everythang
Some plants are booby trapped, that's our Mary Jane
Now if you listened and took this to heart
You'll fit right in or at least it's a start
Alright I gotta get going the dog just barked
And we don't use ADT, so that's my house alarm
You can't tell me nothing about these roads that I roll
So if you're going to come around there's some things that you should know
