"He Likes Boys" lyrics

Welcome to my catastrophic love show
I hope you're sitting comfortably
'Cause I'm about to pour the tea
We're cutting shapes in some old dive in Soho
The lights turn on, the music fades
I curse the world, I'm not your taste
Of all the men in London, you were so close
Oh, Chlo-Chlo

And we'd be so pretty together
Under the ultraviolet lights
I'll be your princess in leather
Or I'll be your gal in a suit and tie
And I would be waiting forever
If I thought I could change your mind
'Cause he likes boys
And so do I

So get the popcorn, girls!
This parable is bittersweet
I'm crying outside of Chanel on fucking Oxford Street
It takes a lot to quench my thirst, to whet my appetite
And so it hurts that everybody wants a bite

Now it's closing time, and I'll be leaving solo
Of all the men in London, you were so close
Wait! Don't go!
Just, just stay with me for a second
Can you not picture it?

We'd be so pretty together
Under the ultraviolet lights
We could be drowning in glitter
Until the day that we die
And I would be waiting forever
If I thought I could change your mind
'Cause he likes boys
And so do I

He likes boys, and so do I
He likes boys
He likes boys

And we'd be so pretty together
Under the ultraviolet lights
I'll be your princess in leather
Or I'll be your gal in a suit and tie
And I would be waiting forever
If I thought I could change your mind
'Cause he likes boys
And so do I
He likes boys, and so do I

He likes boys
And so do I