"Buy Me A Boat" lyrics

I ain't rich, but I damn sure wanna be
Working like a dog all day ain't working for me
I wish I had a rich uncle that'd kick the bucket
And I was sitting on a pile like Warren Buffett
I know everybody says money can't buy happiness

But it can buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull it
It can buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets
Yeah, and I know what they say, money can't buy everything
Well, maybe so, but it can buy me a boat

They call me redneck, white trash, and blue collar
But I could change all that if I had a couple million dollars
I keep hearing that money is the root of all evil
And you can't fit a camel through the eye of a needle
I'm sure that's probably true, but it still sounds pretty cool

'Cause it can buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull it
It can buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets
Yeah, and I know what they say, money can't buy everything
Well, maybe so, but it can buy me a boat

To float down on the water
With a beer, I hear the Powerball Lotto
Is a-sitting on a hundred mill
Well, that'd buy me a brand new rod and reel

And it can buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull it
It can buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets
Yeah, and I know what they say, money can't buy everything
Well, maybe so, but it can buy me a boat
Yeah, and I know what they say, money can't buy everything
Well, maybe so, but it can buy me a boat

Yeah
Yeah, it can buy me a boat