"Whatever's Inconvenient" lyrics

I can always smell it comin'
Like the grease upon your mullet
I knew you'd ruin me the minute
Had a dream and you were in it
Just a dentist, you and I
'Cause your crown of boys are mean
And it reeks of tobacco to me
I'd make you torso of the week
If I still bought Heat Magazine
And you would pay me not money but praise

'Cause I message you all the time
If you're bored, you might reply
I'm your very own hell-yeah guy

Why do I fall in love and out of love again?
A needle underneath my skin
Fall in love and out of love again
Whatever's inconvenient
And I fall in love, out of love again
My dirty heart in glycerine
I fall in love and out of love again
Whatever's inconvenient

And I bet you buy her ticket on the bus
And I bet she doesn't know about us
I think I'm better off this way
'Cause I'm worth more when I'm in pain
So kiss her forehead and there'll be no fuss

But you'll never be Mark E. Smith
'Cause your weakness is a bit
And I got really caught up in it

Oh, why do I fall in love and out of love again?
A needle underneath my skin
Fall in love and out of love again
Whatever's inconvenient
And I fall in love, out of love again
My dirty heart in glycerine
I fall in love and out of love again
Whatever's inconvenient

I'd love you to think I didn't feel a thing
I wish I could stop myself from hitting the brink
I'm emptying shower gel by bottles every night
Woah, every night
'Cause I listen to all your lies
You pretend I'm on your mind
But I'll never be worth your time
Why do I play your greatest hits?
Why do I leave myself in bits?

Why do I fall in love and out of love again?
A needle underneath my skin
Fall in love and out of love again
Whatever's inconvenient
And I fall in love, out of love again
My dirty heart in glycerine
I fall in love and out of love again
Whatever's inconvenient

I'd love you to think I didn't feel a thing
I wish I could stop myself from hitting the brink
I'm emptying shower gel by bottles every night
Woah, every night
(Woah, fall in love again)
(Did I fall in love again?)
(Woah, fall in love again)
(Did I fall in love again?)