"Thank Somebody Country" lyrics

Walk in any 5-star
New York to L.A.
Let some waiter tell you 'bout the grass-fed on your plate
That gets you swearin' hands down, that's the best twelve-ounce filet you've ever had
You can thank somebody country for that

Take your family on a road trip
And that Goodyear ain't too good
The service, it ain't either
Way out in the woods
But a half an hour later, it's all plugged up and full of Fix-a-Flat
You can thank somebody country for that

Leather jacket 'round your shoulders when you're freezin' cold
Song you're singing when you're weavin' down a county road
I'm just sayin', give some credit where some credit's due
Buy a drink for somebody in some jeans and boots
Put a dollar in reverse and I can guarantee
What you spent it on started back in BFE
Take a look around
What ya lookin' at?
Chances are you can thank somebody country for that

There's coal down in them mountains
Not many wanna dig
But one day someone found it
Started swinging with a pick
So you can say you've got the brightest Christmas lights up in your cul-de-sac
Yeah, well you can thank somebody country for that

Leather jacket 'round your shoulders when you're freezin' cold
Song you're singing when you're weavin' down a county road
I'm just sayin', give some credit where some credit's due
Buy a drink for somebody in some jeans and boots
Put a dollar in reverse and I can guarantee
What you spent it on started back in BFE
Take a look around
What ya lookin' at?
Chances are you can thank somebody country for that

They say Nazareth was a small town
And Jesus loved to fish
If His neck was like his letters
Let's call it what it is
So if your prayers ever get answered
Next time you fold your hands, before you ask
You can thank somebody country for that

Thank somebody country