"Sad Ass Country Song" lyrics

Hat down, in a by-myself-mood
I'm just three chords, but I can't take the truth
I walk in, take a seat
'Nother night, same damn thing on repeat

I'm bluer than that neon up on the wall
Drownin' my sorrows in grain alcohol
Everywhere I show up, I just bring 'em all down
Like a pedal steel follows me around
I'd be better off on the jukebox
Than here on this stool top
'Cause girl, ever since you've been gone
I'm a walkin', talkin', honky-tonkin', sad ass country song

Yeah, if heartbreak had a hall of fame
Then you're damn straight, they'd remember my name
I wish Whitley and Willie and Waylon were with me
'Cause them boys have been where I am

I'm bluer than that neon up on the wall
Drownin' my sorrows in grain alcohol
Everywhere I show up, I just bring 'em all down
Like a pedal steel follows me around
I'd be better off on the jukebox
Than here on this stool top
'Cause girl, ever since you've been gone
I'm a walkin', talkin', honky-tonkin', sad ass country song
Yes, I am

Ain't no tear in my beer, 'cause I'm drinking whiskey
Girl, you coming back's 'bout all that could fix me

I'm bluer than that neon up on the wall
Drownin' my sorrows in grain alcohol
Everywhere I show up, I just bring 'em all down
Like a pedal steel follows me around
I'd be better off on the jukebox
Than here on this stool top
'Cause girl, ever since you've been gone
I'm a walkin', talkin', honky-tonkin', sad ass country song
I'm a walkin', talkin', honky-tonkin', sad ass country song

Mmm, just a sad ass country song