"2 Triple Cheese (Side Order Of Fries)" lyrics

"2 Triple Cheese (Side Order Of Fries)"

Hey!

If you like greasy eatin'
And you wanna feel good
You got to cruise on down
To my neighborhood
We got a funky little shack
It's just a hamburger stand
Right underneath the freeway
Down at Park and Grand

You wanna know where
Paradise lies?
I call it two triple cheeseburger
Side order of fries

When I'm cruising in my Cadillac
I gotta have it bad
(Two triple cheese, side order of fries)
I pull on over
Cause I know I'll be glad
(Two triple cheese, side order of fries)
Out comes a waitress with
The gorgeous big teeth
(Two triple cheese, side order of fries)
Right in her hands
My favorite treat

(Two triple cheese, side order of fries)
(Two triple cheese, side order of fries)
(Two triple cheese, side order of fries)
(Two triple cheese, side order of fries)

Pickles, onions
Special secret sauce
(Two triple cheese, side order of fries)
What goes in the patty's
Only known to the boss
(Two triple cheese, side order of fries)
All that melted Velveeta
Really sticks like glue
(Two triple cheese, side order of fries)
But all that funny lookin' crap
Well it tastes real good
(Two triple cheese, side order of fries)

I can feel the grease
Drippin' down my thighs
(Two triple cheese, side order of fries)

(Two triple cheese, side order of fries)
(Two triple cheese, side order of fries)
(Two triple cheese, side order of fries)
(Two triple cheese, side order of fries)

(Two triple cheese, side order of fries)


album: "Lose It Tonight" (1980)
album: "Aces High" (1990)
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