"Angry Elves Rebellion" lyrics

We are the angry elves
The angry elves, the angry elves
We are the angry elves
The angry elves rebellion
We are the angry elves
The angry elves, the angry elves
We are the angry elves
The angry elves rebellion

Uhh, my name's Gio
I eat beans and rainbow sprinkles (what?)
Uhh, *** Kris Kringle
This goes out to my pointy eared people
Three foot tall with it
I'll take a hammer to the kneecap (bap bap bap)
Santa better fall back
Cause the elves got numbers fool, trust that
We make the toys, he gets the glory
He be the legend, that be annoying
This be the last time he yo-ho-ho
When Gio got his neck in a choke-ho-hold
Now listen
Angry elves on a mission
We takin' over the business
From the North to the South
From the pole to ya house

We are the angry elves
The angry elves, the angry elves
We are the angry elves
The angry elves rebellion
We are the angry elves
The angry elves, the angry elves
We are the angry elves
The angry elves rebellion

Arsenic and chocolate chips
These cookies 'gon make Santa flip
Sugar plums and methadone
Man all these elves are going dumb
From the workshop (from the workshop)
To the sleigh (to the sleigh)
Going up and down that chimney all day
Cause Christmas is canceled, it's overdue
Bout to finish up what the Grinch couldn't do
Time to cash in on that 401k
Piña Coladas in Saint Tropez
This the moment we get what we made
Have you seen Santa? Nope no way!

We are the angry elves
The angry elves, the angry elves
We are the angry elves
The angry elves rebellion
We are the angry elves
The angry elves, the angry elves
We are the angry elves
The angry elves rebellion