"If Hands Clap Drunk" lyrics

"If Hands Clap Drunk"

If you're feeling drunk and know it, clap your hands
If you're feeling drunk and know it, clap your hands
Oh if all the bars are closing and you wanna keep it going
If you're feeling drunk and know it, clap your hands
I'm feeling drunk!
If you're feeling drunk and know it, clap your hands
If you're feeling drunk and know it, clap your hands
Oh if all the bars are closing and you wanna keep it going
If you're feeling drunk and know it, clap your hands

If you can't say your ABC's
And you lost your keys
And your phone and your wallet
If you walk in a cursive line
With the neon signs
And your head starts nodding
If you got the floor sticking to your shoes
Kick the stall in the bathroom loose
I can't tell if I'm just spinning or it's you
I bet your name makes a pretty tattoo

If you're feeling drunk and know it, clap your hands
If you're feeling drunk and know it, clap your hands
Oh if all the bars are closing and you wanna keep it going
If you're feeling drunk and know it, clap your hands
If you're feeling drunk and know it, clap your hands
If you're feeling drunk and know it, clap your hands
Oh if all the bars are closing and you wanna keep it going
If you're feeling drunk and know it, clap your hands

I swear to drunk I'm not God
Hit me with the last call, hell nah
We're not friends if you try to cut me off
I'm trying to rally, I don't know about y'all
You wanna party?
You wanna party?
You wanna party?
You wanna party?

If you're feeling drunk and know it, clap your hands
If you're feeling drunk and know it, clap your hands
Oh if all the bars are closing and you wanna keep it going
If you're feeling drunk and know it, clap your hands
I'm feeling drunk!
If you're feeling drunk and know it, clap your hands
If you're feeling drunk and know it, clap your hands
Oh if all the bars are closing and you wanna keep it going
If you're feeling drunk and know it, clap your hands
Oh if all the bars are closing and you wanna keep it going
If you're feeling drunk and know it clap your hands
Yee-haw


Writer(s): Aaron Shane Chafin, David Kenneth Phelps, Fetti Confetti, Conrad Confetti, Fran Litterski, Derik Fein
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