"Good News, Bad News (Skit)" lyrics

"Good News, Bad News (Skit)"

Hey, Ma? H-Hey Ma. I'm home! Hey!
Hey, son
Uh, Ma I kinda got some bad news-
What?
I got well, I got bad news but then I got some good news
What?
Which one you want first?
I want the news
Oh, okay. [?] Ah I see I got you. Aight, see I don't want you to get too mad about this
Come on, give it up!
Now, aight the bad news is I- I quit my job, the good news is-
What?! Woah Woah Woah hold it right there! You did what?
I quit my job, but the-
You quit your job?! How could you even think about quitting your job?
Nah but we did an ill song last night, you got- I'mma let you hear it when I-
I don't wanna hear no song, look!
But I- this what I wanna do! This my dream Ma! I wanna be able to get us a big house I'm never meant to be able to do that at that job, they never- it's- it's just like just going to work it's like-
Son I wanna tell you something. You have to be realistic, so all I have to say to you is don't ever quit your job


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