"My Girlfriend's a Lawyer" lyrics

Well, my girlfriend's a lawyer so I ain't gotta work no more
Been waitin' on this day for at least three years or more
Exams are wrote and the bar is passed
It's just about time for me to relax
'Cause my girlfriend's a lawyer and I ain't gotta work no more

Now, my girlfriend's a lawyer and my girlfriend's always right
I just say, "Yes, dear", I'm never gonna win another fight
That's right
She wasn't wrong before, she's never made a mistake
But a law degree puts the icing on the cake
Yeah, my girlfriend's a lawyer and my girlfriend's always right

My girlfriend's a lawyer and the law's finally on my side
My girlfriend's a lawyer, gonna exercise all of my rights
I got one small worry, nothing's perfect, of course
But, God help me, boys, if it comes to divorce
Yeah, my girlfriend's a lawyer and the law's finally on my side

I hope you like this song and I hope it makes you feel alright
I hope you like this song 'cause it's the last one I'm gonna write
Yeah, I hope it makes sense, I hope it rings true
I hope somehow that it speaks to you
Now my girlfriend's a lawyer, that's the last song I'm gonna write
Get some big lawyer money, that's the last song I'm gonna write