"Zeplin Song" lyrics

Will you accept a collect call
From Robert Plant?
We picked him up on Vine
On a bus bench singing that song
He will not stop
This is not the first time
He was so cute
Jonny Punk Rock, so cynical
You would've jumped him too!

Why are the burners always toast?
Why are the stoners always stoned?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the Zeplin song

I got a job minimum wage and a table dance
He drinks my beer and plays guitar
He's on my bed wasted every night when I come home
Play the same old lead again and again

Sometimes I gotta say shut up
Sometimes I gotta say so what
I don't think that it's so punk
What's with the Zeplin song

Sometimes I gotta ride
Sometimes I gotta hide
Sometimes I press rewind
I gotta throw the trash out
He's on a stairway to hell
Yeah that is him
Playin' the Zeplin song again and again, and again, and again, and again, and again

I'm a guitar
A Les Paul single cutaway
Please don't play that song on me again
I'll explode
I'll break all my strings, start playing shit
Like the Sex Pistols or anything
Son House or the blues

Why does he rain on my parade?
Why does the song remain the same?
I can't remember my own name
I work for minimum wage
Oh go sell it to Jimmy Page
At the crosses the deal he made
'Cause that song ain't goin' away
Oh, God. The Zeplin song
No, no. The Zeplin song
Here comes the Zeplin song
Oh, God. The Zeplin song
Shut up!