"Horny Angry Tango" lyrics

[Rebecca:]
I'm clearly not over you yet

[Nathaniel:]
I'm clearly not over you either

[Rebecca:]
Our love has transformed into hate

[Nathaniel:]
Damn! Sex right now would sure be great

[Rebecca & Nathaniel:]
This is our horny angry tango!

[Nathaniel:]
I want to fight!

[Rebecca:]
I want to bang!

[Rebecca & Nathaniel:]
This is our horny angry tango!

[Rebecca:]
We're truly furious but...

[Rebecca & Nathaniel:]
Dang! We're also horny too!

[Nathaniel:]
I want to tear you limb from limb!

[Rebecca:]
And put your limbs all over my limbs!

[Nathaniel:]
Each time we fight I crave you more!

[Rebecca:]
This would be better on the floor!

[Rebecca & Nathaniel:]
This is our horizontal tango!

[Nathaniel:]
We're both pissed off...

[Rebecca:]
And yet turned on!

[Rebecca & Nathaniel:]
This is our horizontal, horny, angry tango!
Now it's time for six bar long
Classic tango dance break

[Nathaniel:]
Ow, thorns!

[Rebecca & Nathaniel:]
Dip!

[Nathaniel:]
Whore!

[Rebecca:]
Slap!

[Nathaniel:]
I cannot slap you back
Because you are a lady

[Rebecca:]
That clearly is a double standard

[Rebecca & Nathaniel:]
But it's probably for the best

This is our horny angry tango!