"If You Ever Need A Favor In Fifty Years" lyrics

[NAOMI AND ELAYNE:]
If you ever need a favor in fifty years
Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl
If you're crying off your makeup with all your tears
Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl

[NAOMI:]
If you ever have an issue

[ELAYNE:]
She always has a tissue

[NAOMI:]
She keeps 'em in her Prada bag

[ELAYNE:]
No matter if you wanna scream

[NAOMI:]
Or if you need some wrinkle cream

[ELAYNE:]
She also keeps that in her Prada bag

[NAOMI AND ELAYNE:]
If you ever need a favor in fifty years
Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl
If you're paralyzed by your deepest fears
Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl

[NAOMI:]
If your honored for your mitzvahs

[ELAYNE:]
Call your Camp Kavetcha sisters

[NAOMI:]
If she's famous and she's distant

[ELAYNE:]
Get in touch with her assistant

[NAOMI:]
If you still can't find her

[ELAYNE:]
Have your daughter's goyish friend remind her

[NAOMI AND ELAYNE:]
That when you're in a pinch, we'll getcha
'Cause we're always there, you betcha
I'm so glad I metcha
Here at swanky Camp Kavetcha
If you need me I'll come running
'Cause our parents spent the money
To make us all Camp Kavetcha girls!
My dad's a dentist/banker