"We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now" lyrics

[Rebecca:]
We should definitely not have sex right now
We should definitely not have sex right now
It would complicate the situation

[Josh:]
It's the adult thing to not have sex right now
We have the common sense not to have sex right now

[Rebecca:]
I need time to reflect

[Josh:]
And I'm in a really weird place


[Rebecca:]
It feels so good to be having sex right now

[Josh:]
It's so good to be having sex right now

[Both:]
What makes it so good is we just said
We shouldn't be having sex right now

[Josh:]
But now we can't stop having sex right now

[Rebecca:]
I mean, it would be weirder to stop having sex

[Josh:]
Such a good point, we might as well just finish

[Josh:]
We should definitely not have sex again

[Rebecca:]
We should definitely not have sex again
What are we, bonobos in a tree?

[Josh:]
There's no reason to have sex again
But I'll be ready to go again in ten

[Rebecca:]
Okay, what if we say this is the last sex night?

[Josh:]
It's like in movies when robbers do one last heist

[Rebecca:]
'Cause tonight will be our last sex heist

[Josh:]
But then again, those movies always get a sequel