"A Bar Near San Antone" lyrics

I'm drunk down here in Texas in a bar near San Antone
Broke down and beat up, I don't think I can go on
I'm here to drink all night, I'm here to play my songs
I'm drunk down here in Texas in a bar near San Antone

Well, I came in from Tulsa and I made pretty good time
Now I'm on this barstool just drinking myself blind
Got four shots of the whiskey, I got two shots of Patrón
I'm drunk down here in Texas in a bar near San Antone

Broke down and beat up, I don't think I can go on
I'm here to drink all night and I'm here to play my songs
Knock 'em out John, well hell it won't be long
Till I'm drunk down here in Texas in a bar near San Antone

I met a whore the night before and her name was Gypsy Rose
She hung out for a while then she took off her clothes
When the sun came up, well hell she had to go
I'm drunk down here in Texas in a bar near San Antone

I'm drunk down here in Texas in a bar near San Antone
I'm broke down and beat up, I don't think I can go on
I'm gonna drink all night I'm here to play my songs
I'm drunk down here in Texas in a bar near San Antone

Broke down and beat up, I don't think I can go on
I'm here to drink all night and I'm here to play my songs
Knock 'em out John, well hell it won't be long
Till I'm drunk down here in Texas in a bar near San Antone

Where the hell am I?