"K Mart Johnny" lyrics

So I remember this one time I
Was riding down the street, I guessed I could swing by
But I got a few more in my head, like a sparkling old banana seed
I was riding down the street, all the kids were, starting yelling at me
K Mart Johnny, K Mart Johnny
I was really angry with Dominic about that
I went home and um, I have this beautiful T-Rex, this giant T-Rex
Plastic dinosaur that I gotten for my birthday and it was like this
It was like three feet tall or something, it was bright red
And it had these little yellow dots on it

And so um, Dominic comes over my house the next day to play
And I was mad at him 'cause [?]
Shouting K Mart Johnny at me in the street
So, he wanted to see that T-Rex
'Cause I had told him, been bragging about it
That I got this T-Rex and, so he comes in and
Um, well I tell him, I say I'm not sure I wanna show it to you
Because y'all were shouting at me yesterday in the street

So, finally I let him in and, and um, but then I told him
That this T-Rex has this horrible disease and that's
Why it's got these spots all over it
And of course, he starts crying, he gets all scared
'Cause I came running at him with the T-Rex saying you're gonna get this disease
You're gonna get these yellow spots over you
And of course, he runs home crying and I felt very satisfied with that
And I felt very satisfied with that
And I felt very satisfied with that
And I felt very satisfied with that