"One Man Wall Of Death" lyrics

This is the happiest day of my life

Won't your magic flanger, Froggy?
Hiya, kids, hiya, hiya
Today, I wish to lecture on the raising of honey bees
Just as I raise them at my country estate
At the North Pole
Yes, children, I have a lovely estate at the North Pole
And the bees just love the cold weather
Ah! No, no
When I hear that the present is coming tomorrow
I leave for the bunkhouse and get dressed that way
I put on (hair ribbon) hair ribbon, yeah
I tie it up so carefully, I come to breathe
Put on your lipstick (yeah)
Put on lipstick real carefully
So if my girl kisses me, I can fuck her up real good
No, no, no, come here, you little puppy
You breathe your last words
I was talking about your daughter, I was, I was
My daughter? I ain't got no daughter
You keep your mouth shut
The reason he selected me is because I ain't (such a big fool)
You're right, lad, you're absolutely right
I'm the biggest goob on the whole farm
No, no, no, no
You're gonna hold the tongue and you'll end up
Behind the chocolate bar
That's right, behind the chocolate bar, and I'll throw the key away
What do you mean?
You're trying to make a fool out of me?
It's too late
It's too late? You're darn right is too late
I was a big fool long before I met you
(That's right) you bet that's right
And don't you ever forget it
Hello, there!
Who's right down here? Huh?

Little Jack boy
Sally McCoy eating a Christmas pie
He stuck in his thumb, pulled out a plug
And said, "Put the rest in your eye"
Get me out of here, come on...