"Emergency Room (Skit)" lyrics

Alright, we're unloading him now
Make sure the hallway's clear

What the hell happened to this guy?

I don't know, sir. I think he's losing oxygen

Alright, we gotta get him in. Come on!
Move, move, move!

We need to get him to room 213, now!

I don't know if this guy's gonna make it

Alright, checking his vitals. Checking his vitals now

I'm having trouble getting the pulse

We're running out of time. Let's go

Alright, sir. I got the wire saw right here

Ok, ok. Nur, nurse, let me get a scalpel, we need to open this guy up right now

I'm looking for it, I, uh...

Give me the damn scalpel!

Doctor, doctor!

What?

His oxygen levels are dropping!

Ok, ok! Uh, give me the defibrillator

Alright, here, here

Everybody, stand back!
Clear!