"Dude (Skit)" lyrics

[Kuniva:]
That shit was off the hook
That shit was hype ass hell

[Bizarre:]
I'm bout to get on that bus dog, bout to get some food
You wanna go to Em room and holla at him real quick

[Kuniva:] Hell yea man let go ahead
[Bizarre:] He says he supposed to give some more air time and shit
[Kuniva:] I hope so, cause them 2 minutes ain't workin
[Bizarre:] Wassup dawg?
[Security guard:] Big Proof baby, sup Swifty
[Bizarre:] Proof? I'm Bizarre
[Kuniva:] Aye nigga, I'm not Swift, I'm Kuniva dawg
[Security:] Was goin' on?
[Bizarre:] I need to holla at my man about some studio time
[Security guard:] Well he in there trying to unwind right now

[Kuniva:]
Aiyo, why you gotta put your hands on me
What you say?
[Bizarre:]
Tryin' to unwinded?
[Security guard:]
Yea you know, relax... you know what I'm saying
[Kuniva:] Nigga we trying to get some food and shit
[Bizarre:] There some steak up in there dawg
[Security guard:]
D12 dressing room right around the corner right there by the bathroom
Round that way
[Kuniva:] Nigga we know
[Bizarre:]
You tryin' to be funny dawg?
We a group we all together dawg
Why don't you go holla at him
And tell we out here and then see
Tell him Bizarre from D12 is out here
And Kuniva please
Thank you very much. Dick ass motherfucker
[Security:] Yo Em!
[Eminem:] What dude?!
[Security:]
I got Bizarre and..what's your name again cuz?
[Kuniva:]
Man fuck you!
Aye man come to fucking door man, why you got this nigga blockin' the way and shit
Ay Em was sup dawg?!
[Eminem:] Dude tell 'em I'm getting a massage dude