"Steve Berman (Skit)" lyrics

["The Way I Am" by Eminem in the background]

[Eminem:]
Hey Steve. Uh, Vanessa said you wanted to see me? What's up?

[Steve Berman:]
Marshall. I can call you Marshall, right?

[Eminem:]
Uh, sure

[Steve Berman:]
Good, sit the fuck down for a second

[Eminem:]
Okay

[Steve Berman:]
Do you just fucking hate me?

[Eminem:]
Hate you? What—

[Steve Berman:]
What the fuck have I ever done to you?
Your last record, we got lucky
This D12 album is fucked

[Eminem:]
What's wrong with it?

[Steve Berman:]
I don't wanna rape my grandmother
I don't wanna have sex with pitbulls
I wanna roll on dubs, I wanna throw bows, I wanna rock Prada

[Eminem:]
Rock Prada?

[Steve Berman:]
And who the fuck is this Bizarre guy?

[Eminem:]
What do you mean?

[Steve Berman:]
Do you need a CAT scan?
Where the fuck did you find this guy?

[Eminem:]
I mean, I've known him for like...

[Steve Berman:]
This album's never coming out

[Eminem:]
Steve, you've only heard one song

[Steve Berman:]
Fuck you
Get the fuck outta here
Now

[Eminem:]
O-okay, okay, shit