"The Man With The Hand Instead Of A Gun" lyrics
(Evil Genius 2 Song)
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
My word, that is groovy!
The name's Bull, James Bull, I'm an international superspy
Who's inclined to let the secrets fly when I'm unsupervised
Undercover, swap the tactical jacket for suit and tie
Impractical and stupid? Might be, but don't I look super fly?
Baddies are bad Feng Shui and I'm the new removal guy
Scrutinising your design with my keen disapproving eye
I spy, but I already told you that, sike!
Come on, fight me, we'll find out if you really live twice
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
And he's coming to undo whatever you've done
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
Messing your master plan up before you've barely begun
So cock your thumbs back, make your finger guns clap
We've infiltrated every evil base, been there and done that
So who's the smooth dude with the devilish charm
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
What I lack in competence I compensate with confidence
A consummate connoisseur of compiling my own compliments
Complaints are confidential, so no one knows my abilities
Are limited to lying, I'm a living liability
I'm shaken, not sturdy, chosen vacation mistaken
Somehow traversing these spaces without disturbing the lasers
I hurtle through hurdles of pain and pray not to be castrated
May lack a plan, but that won't deter me from dashing straight in, hands a-blazing
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
And he's coming to undo whatever you've done
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
Messing your master plan up before you've barely begun
So cock your thumbs back, make your finger guns clap
We've infiltrated every evil base, been there and done that
So who's the smooth dude with the devilish charm
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
Heavens above when are you ever gon learn
That inventing a one-liner is a helluva drug
I'm always bending my words into the cleverest puns
So when he shoots from the lip it'll just sever your tongue
Sex and violence are implied in the generalest terms
Cause I'm not trying to be banned from the television
Because the revenue from this song's a generous sum
It's sponsored rebellion developments are second to none
What? What? Fictional sites always had product placement and stuff, this part of the excitement!
So shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it like an overpriced gin and vermouth, yeah
So cock your thumbs back, make your finger guns clap
We've infiltrated every evil base, been there and done that
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
My word, that is groovy!
The name's Bull, James Bull, I'm an international superspy
Who's inclined to let the secrets fly when I'm unsupervised
Undercover, swap the tactical jacket for suit and tie
Impractical and stupid? Might be, but don't I look super fly?
Baddies are bad Feng Shui and I'm the new removal guy
Scrutinising your design with my keen disapproving eye
I spy, but I already told you that, sike!
Come on, fight me, we'll find out if you really live twice
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
And he's coming to undo whatever you've done
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
Messing your master plan up before you've barely begun
So cock your thumbs back, make your finger guns clap
We've infiltrated every evil base, been there and done that
So who's the smooth dude with the devilish charm
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
What I lack in competence I compensate with confidence
A consummate connoisseur of compiling my own compliments
Complaints are confidential, so no one knows my abilities
Are limited to lying, I'm a living liability
I'm shaken, not sturdy, chosen vacation mistaken
Somehow traversing these spaces without disturbing the lasers
I hurtle through hurdles of pain and pray not to be castrated
May lack a plan, but that won't deter me from dashing straight in, hands a-blazing
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
And he's coming to undo whatever you've done
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
Messing your master plan up before you've barely begun
So cock your thumbs back, make your finger guns clap
We've infiltrated every evil base, been there and done that
So who's the smooth dude with the devilish charm
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
Heavens above when are you ever gon learn
That inventing a one-liner is a helluva drug
I'm always bending my words into the cleverest puns
So when he shoots from the lip it'll just sever your tongue
Sex and violence are implied in the generalest terms
Cause I'm not trying to be banned from the television
Because the revenue from this song's a generous sum
It's sponsored rebellion developments are second to none
What? What? Fictional sites always had product placement and stuff, this part of the excitement!
So shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it like an overpriced gin and vermouth, yeah
So cock your thumbs back, make your finger guns clap
We've infiltrated every evil base, been there and done that
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
He's the man with the hand instead of a gun
Writer(s): Dan Bull
