"The Backwards Pumpkin Song" lyrics

Sit down, call off the cavalry
I'm stealing the jewels, slow motion action replay
Bar fight, I invented chivalry
Notch in my bedpost, slow motion action replay
Sit down, call off the cavalry
I'm stealing the jewels, slow motion action replay
Bar fight, I invented chivalry
Notch in my bedpost, slow-motion action replay

Now the fog is rolling in
Bringing us that much closer to a senseless end
Oh, please don't get up, I'll get that for you (I'll get that for you)
It's selfish to say I'll believe when I believe all these lies
And long enough

(Don't just lie on the ground, son)
(Don't just drown in the fountain)
And I don't know you, I don't know you
(Don't just lie on the ground, son)
(Don't just drown in the fountain)
And I don't know you, I don't know you
(You got stuck preaching action)
(I fell down using tact, son)
And I don't know you, I don't know you
(You got stuck preaching action)
(I fell down using tact, son)
And I don't know you, I don't know you

Bring back the fire tonight, all of these lies that I uphold
(Don't mind them, they can't elope)
(Leave them off of the great big boat)
For one good note
Bring back this fire tonight, all of these lies that I uphold
(Don't mind them, they can't elope)
(Leave them off of the great big boat)
For one false hope
One false hope

Go on and fix your tie and just lead the line out
Needless to say, I stumble, you play all night long
Fix your tie and just lead the line out, needless to say
Fix your tie and just lead the line out, needless to say
Fix your tie and just lead the line out, needless to say
Fix your tie and just lead the line out, needless to say
Fix your tie and just lead the line out, needless to say
Fix your tie and just lead the line out, needless to say
Fix your tie and just lead the line out, needless to say
Fix your tie and just lead the line out, needless to say

Bring back the fire tonight, all of these lies that I uphold
(Don't mind them, they can't elope)
(Leave them off of the great big boat)
For one good note
Bring back this fire tonight, all of these lies that I uphold
(Don't mind them, they can't elope)
(Leave them off of the great big boat)
For one false hope

Now you'll find, as I rewind, now you'll find—not the point
Now you'll find, as I rewind, now you'll find—not the point
Now you'll find, as I rewind, now you'll find—not the point
Now you'll find, as I rewind, now you'll find—not the point
One love