"Actor With A Loaded Gun" lyrics

Did you tell them I was coming
Did you tell them I'm new here
Can we stop and buy some flowers
'Cause I feel bad, I've just bought beer

What if I spoil the fun
What if I'm overcome
Like an actor with a loaded gun

Met a girl, she's a florist
And, oh, so modest about her career
But her boyfriend can talk for hours
He's an ego pioneer

What if I spoil the fun
What if I'm overcome
Like an actor with a loaded gun

I've been called robotic
And intense to name a few
So I'm trying my best to be soft
Around the edges just for you

What if I spoil the fun
What if I'm overcome
Like an actor with a loaded gun

This isn't a party
It's a social interview
It determines my hierarchy
Between the strong and those confused

What if I spoil the fun
What if I'm overcome
Like an actor with a loaded gun
I'm an actor with a loaded gun