"Break Up On Christmas" lyrics

You tiptoed down the stairs at 7:35
I knew exactly what was running through your mind
Right there beside the tree, under the mistletoe
You said it's over and I hit the road

Why did we have to break up on Christmas?
Why did we have to wait all damn year?
I could've crossed off all of your wishlist
Saved me a whole lot of money and tears
That necklace for your mom, golf clubs for your dad
BarkBox for your dog, now, that one's not so bad (Bad)
I could've put the mall out of business
If we didn't wait to break up on Christmas

If it was Halloween, hell, even July 4th
Out in the pouring rain or love-drunk on your porch
I would've been just fine, okay, fine's not the word
But on the 25th, it sure does hurt

Why did we have to break up on Christmas?
Why did we have to wait all damn year?
I could've crossed off all of your wishlist
Saved me a whole lot of money and tears
That necklace for your mom, golf clubs for your dad
BarkBox for your dog, now, that one's not so bad (Bad)
I could've put the mall out of business
If we didn't wait to break up on Christmas

Yeah, yeah
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Why'd you have to go and wreck my favorite holiday? Hey

Why did we have to break up on Christmas?
Why did we have to wait all damn year?
I could've crossed off all of your wishlist
Saved me a whole lot of money and tears
That necklace for your mom, golf clubs for your dad
BarkBox for your dog, now, that one's not so bad (Bad)
I could've put the mall out of business
If we didn't wait to break up on Christmas