"Feisty Snake-Woman" lyrics

It was hot and the summer was long, or so I'm told
I slept through it all
When I awoke a vicious dark hung in the sky
My surroundings foreign and discomforting
I staggered to my shoeless hooves and ventured down the only path I could find
At first there wasn't much life I could find
But then there she was
Like an eyesore
My private whore

Reptile tail
Reptile female

Serpent beauty, sat upon her front porch
Coaxing me to her side
To go down
Then as I caressed her scaly hide
I fuckin' knew I would be going down
You know the type
She'll sell you the road, but she won't point the way home

I only wish to tell you my story, dear reader, kind friend
It's too late for me but you still have a chance
If she finds you she will consume you
She will love you like she loved me
Then down, down, down
To where I fell
To where I burn