"Mister Los Angeles" lyrics

My trainer tells his clients he's a shaman
We smoke some DMT before we bench
My diet's strictly protein shakes and ramen
So we make sure to purge after we stretch

I'm Mr. Los Angeles, the rumors are true
Out on the bleeding edge of fashion
I'm Mr. Los Angeles, I'm calling for you
This is where the magic happens

My therapist confirms that I'm a victim
It's everyone around me that is bad
Using words like "toxic" and "intentions"
And every session ends with "this was rad"

I'm Mr. Los Angeles, the rumors are true
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I'm Mr. Los Angeles, I'm calling for you
This is where the magic happens

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I just booked a Taco Bell commercial
I eat a bag of cheese without my hands
My agent thinks it's slightly controversial
It's not great for the image of my band

I'm Mr. Los Angeles, the rumors are true
Behind every good man, there's a mansion
I'm Mr. Los Angeles, I'm calling for you
This is where the magic happens

I have a friend who wouldn't name his children
He says that it requires their consent
The oldest says he likes to go by "kitchen"
The baby thinks her name is "made a mess"

I'm Mr. Los Angeles, the rumors are true
The only way to make it here is Fountain
I'm Mr. Los Angeles, I'm calling for you
This is where the magic happens
I'm Mr. Los Angeles, the rumors are true
Where every vegan sleeps in sheets of satin
I'm Mr. Los Angeles, I'm calling for you
This is where the magic happens