The Dead Milkmen - Hipster Beard Lyrics

The Dead Milkmen Lyrics

"Hipster Beard"

Got a plan for world peace on the tip of my tongue
But there's too much alcohol between my brain and gums
Things go missing when I'm on the run

Well, I've got the Devil in my rear view mirror
But the saints are on the sidewalk
Well, I've got the Devil in my rear view mirror
But the spirits won't let me talk
Another brilliant plan
Gets left by the roadside
Another brilliant plan
Waves goodbye

Got a plan to feed the hungry in my pocket somewhere
Unless these are my jeans with the hole
Things go missing when I'm on parole

Well, I've got the Devil in my rear view mirror
But the saints are on the sidewalk
Well, I've got the Devil in my rear view mirror
But the spirits won't let me talk
Another brilliant plan
Gets left by the roadside
Another brilliant plan
Waves goodbye

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Writer(s): Rodney Linderman

album: "Pretty Music For Pretty People" (2014)

Pretty Music For Pretty People

Big Words Make The Baby Jesus Cry

Welcome To Undertown

Now I Wanna Hold Your Dog

Make It Witchy

Mary Ann Cotton (The Poisoner's Song)

I've Got To Get My Numbers Up

Anthropology Days

Somewhere Over Antarctica

Dark Clouds Gather Over Middlemarch

Streetlamps - Walking To Work

The Sun Turns Our Patio Into A Lifeless Hell

The Great Boston Molasses Flood

All You Need Is Nothing

Ronald Reagan Killed The Black Dahlia

Hipster Beard

Sanitary Times

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