"I Am The Walrus" lyrics

"I Am The Walrus"
(originally by The Beatles)

A young watusi watches 'I Love Lucy'
And I think 'what can this mean?'
A goat goes to school
And makes us look like fools
And I think 'what can this mean?'

They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!

Sold my niece to Edwin Meese
And I wonder what life's about
Talked of tires
While your dog caught fire
And I wonder what life's about

They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!

Yeah! Some nights I'm lying in bed, wonderin' what would happen if Nancy Sinatra suddenly freaked out and climbed a tree and decided she doesn't want to do 'These Boots are Made for Walking' any more, and all she ever wanted to do for the rest of her natural life was hum the theme from S.W.A.T.?

They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!

Poke out your eyes
And move to Portland
Kill your wife
And move to Portland
Burn down your home
And move to Portland
Come on everybody!
We're movin' to Portland

They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
Yeah, I am the walrus!


Writer(s): Dean Sabatino, Rodney Linderman, David Schulthise, Anthony Joseph Genaro
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