"Lawnchair Quarterback Part 2" lyrics
(feat. David Cross & Amber Tamblyn)
- You know, it's ridiculous the things they have now
- These kids have no appreciation
- No, none at all
- No appreciation for what their elders, what we did to, to create a pleasant environment
- You think the manual crank heel was easy? No, it was not. It was not easy to get up in that cloud
- You're not gonna eat that hover sandwich?
- Honey, I told you, we've gotta wait 'til it hits the floor. I can't eat it in mid-hover. The kids can all do that. I haven't been able to figure it out yet. It just gets all over the place
- I don't know why they thought that was an improvement. Back when I was growing up too, you knew how to talk to your elders. You did it in a very nasally sing-song kinda cadence, like, "Oh my god." And that's how people talk, and that's how you're supposed to talk. These kids...
- Absolutely. And also, you didn't look at anybody while you talk to them. You made sure to text or tweet at that exact time. Now you've got...
- They don't do that anymore
- No
- Speaking of which, are you gonna finish that entire...
- Oh my god, ask me again
- No, let me finish what I was saying. Are you gonna finish that entire roast turkey Thanksgiving dinner in the pill form?
- Oh, no, do you want some? You can have one of 'em
- These kids have no appreciation
- No, none at all
- No appreciation for what their elders, what we did to, to create a pleasant environment
- You think the manual crank heel was easy? No, it was not. It was not easy to get up in that cloud
- You're not gonna eat that hover sandwich?
- Honey, I told you, we've gotta wait 'til it hits the floor. I can't eat it in mid-hover. The kids can all do that. I haven't been able to figure it out yet. It just gets all over the place
- I don't know why they thought that was an improvement. Back when I was growing up too, you knew how to talk to your elders. You did it in a very nasally sing-song kinda cadence, like, "Oh my god." And that's how people talk, and that's how you're supposed to talk. These kids...
- Absolutely. And also, you didn't look at anybody while you talk to them. You made sure to text or tweet at that exact time. Now you've got...
- They don't do that anymore
- No
- Speaking of which, are you gonna finish that entire...
- Oh my god, ask me again
- No, let me finish what I was saying. Are you gonna finish that entire roast turkey Thanksgiving dinner in the pill form?
- Oh, no, do you want some? You can have one of 'em
