"Eunuch Boy" lyrics

Eunuch boy, eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmower was another toy
Don't laugh at him cause he can't piss straight

He can't even masturbate
Got no gonads, only two sockets
Got no bulge in his pockets

Eunuch boy, eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmower was another toy
Can't even make it through a day of school

They try to stomp his shriveled little tool
It must suck to know you'll never fuck