"MMC" lyrics

Welcome to the Mickey Mouse Club
We know exactly what to do with a pretty face
Before it ends up on a milk jug
And all that's left is just a hollow memory of your life
Let us feast on your insides
And then we'll laugh about it

Manufactured, overrated
When you come, I bet you fake it
Hope you choke on every word that leaves your throat

Plastic and manipulated
You are everything you hated
You're just a punchline to an inside joke

Welcome to the Mickey Mouse Club
We'd really like it if you sang the song like this
Please don't make me sew your mouth shut
It's such a chore to find another mannequin your size
'Cause you fit so nice
I hope you're ready for it

Manufactured, overrated
When you come, I bet you fake it
Hope you choke on every word that leaves your throat

Plastic and manipulated
You are everything you hated
You're just a punchline to an inside joke

Never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club
Never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club
They'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club

I'd rather go and hang myself
Than live to please somebody else who's dead inside
Who's dead inside

Your so manufactured, overrated
When you come, I bet you fake it
Hope you choke on every word that leaves your throat

Plastic and manipulated
You are everything you hated
You're just a punchline to an inside joke

No, they'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club
I don't care
You know they'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club
'Cause I'm their worst nightmare

You know you'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club
And I don't care
You know you'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club
'Cause I'm your worst nightmare
You know they'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club

I
Don't
Care